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Chinese Depicted in a picture in Tombstone, Arizona, 1880s.  Photo: KMHere is a text about Chinese in America. I think my father Mac McCaughey does a fine job as the voice of Mark Twain.

The Chinese have been in America a long time. They came in the 1850s during the Gold Rush. Some three-quarters of the laborers on America’s transcontinental railroad were Chinese. Many European Americans resented them. The Chinese were willing to work for less money, and so took jobs away from the Caucasians. They were accused of sticking together, of not assimilating into mainstream American culture. Of course, it was impossible for them to mix. They could not afford to buy housing where the upper- or middle-class whites lived. Nor did those whites want them for neighbors.

Chinese in New York City.  Photo: Library of CongressIn 1882, the U.S. Congress passed the Chinese Exclusion Act. This prohibited migration of Chinese for 10 years. In reality, laws discouraging or prohibiting further Chinese immigration continued until 1943, when the U.S. and China became allies against Imperial Japan.

Nevertheless, there was a fascination with Chinese life and the Chinatowns that appeared in big cities. Mark Twain had a high opinion of the Chinese:

They are a harmless race when white men either let them alone or treat them no worse than dogs; in fact they are almost entirely harmless anyhow, for they seldom think of resenting the vilest insults or the cruelest injuries. They are quiet, peaceable, tractable, free from drunkenness, and they are as industrious as the day is long. A disorderly Chinaman is rare, and a lazy one does not exist. So long as a Chinaman has strength to use his hands he needs no support from anybody; white men often complain of want of work, but a Chinaman offers no such complaint; he always manages to find something to do. He is a great convenience to everybody–even to the worst class of white men, for he bears the most of their sins, suffering fines for their petty thefts, imprisonment for their robberies, and death for their murders. Any white man can swear a Chinaman’s life away in the courts, but no Chinaman can testify against a white man.

Today 2.7 million Asian-Americans are of Chinese ancestry (not including Taiwanese!). Two million Americans speak Chinese at home, and nearly every town has its Chinese—often American-influenced Chinese—restaurant.

 
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First take this true/false test to see if you have an understand of nerds.  Guess if you are not sure.  Discuss.  Then listen/read to the text: it will supply the answers.

______ 1.  Nerds like books or computers, possibly both.
______ 2.  Nerds bump into things and are uncoordinated.
______ 3.  Nerds are cool.
______ 4.  Attractive and popular girls love nerds.
______ 5.  Girls can be nerds.
______ 6.  Nerds would prefer to stay at home and play a video game than go to a really cool jazz club.
______ 7.  Nerds never win.


What’s a Nerd?

Chances are, if you watch American films or TV, or if you have any interest in contemporary American mythology, you will run across the word nerd. Nerds are usually, but not always, teens and students. Classic nerd films include Revenge of the Nerds, The Nutty Professor, and Weird Science. Nerds are actually a new type of hero.

So how do we identify a nerd? How do we spot them?

For starters, nerds love computers. Oh, yes. They love computers and electronics, and generally get excited about technical things that most people find really boring. They even like books! Nerds are smart. Very smart. They get good grades.

But they’re clumsy. Nerds bump into things, drop things, are uncoordinated. They’re awkward and bungling, slight or scrawny. Sometimes their socks don’t match. They carry pens in their shirt pockets. They usually wear glasses.

Glasses. Not sunglasses. Which means they are definitely not cool. Their idea of a good time is playing computer games or doing math homework. No way would they go out somewhere like a Jazz club. Jazz is cool. If a nerd did like jazz he would need to be nerdy about it, like obsessively collecting old records that no one else cared about (just like Seymour, a 40-year-old nerd in the film Ghost World.)

Nerds have no sense of fashion either. They look funny. They are physically weak. Nerds may think that being a nerd is cool, but other people don’t, especially jocks. Jocks are athletes, the popular guys at the school. They look down upon nerds, who are not at all athletic, and in films jocks can usually be found humiliating a nerd in front of the girl he likes. A popular 1984 film called Revenge of the Nerds showed the triumph of high school nerds over their enemies, the jocks. In this case, the nerds even get the girls.

Generally though, pretty girls don’t go for nerds. Although nerds are book-smart, they are not socially smart. In fact, they have no social skills at all. They simply do not know how to talk to attractive young women.

This is not to say that girls can’t be nerds. It doesn’t happen as often, but it’s possible. To be a nerd, a girl just needs to be smart, computer literate, unpopular, clumsy, and not pretty–UNLESS her prettiness is not yet realized. That is, we can’t see how pretty she is because she wears hideous glasses, no make up, and clothes that don’t match. While the nerd boy always remains physically nerdy, even when he triumphs, the nerd girl can blossom into a pretty woman.

Yes, the nerd often triumphs, because he is smart. (Think of Bill Gates). Nerds are underdogs: unlikely to win, but that’s what makes us root for them. The underdog is an important concept in America: the little guy, the individual, the one who succeeds through hard work against the odds. That’s why we side with nerds. We like to see them get a pretty girl because the possibility is so remote.

And besides, we know deep down that the nerd is a good, decent guy.


Listening/Eavesdropping

Though it is said that opposites attract, sometimes a male nerd is attracted to a female nerd, as is the case in the dialog below. The setting is the high school cafeteria.

Eavesdrop on the following dialog and answer these questions. Listen now.

1. What are their names?
2. What’s Mary Ann studying?
3. Does she have a chemistry class?
4. What kind of pencil does Mary Ann have?
5. What does Albert have a humongous (huge) box of?
6. What does he invite Mary Ann to do?

Nerds in Love Dialog

Albert: What are you doing here in the library?
Mary Ann: I’m studying my chemistry.
Albert: Oh, you’re taking chemistry?
Mary Ann: No.
Albert: Oh. Hey, Mary Ann.
Mary Ann: What?
Albert: I like your pencil. What kind is it?
Mary Ann: It’s a Number Two. I’ve got a whole bunch of them.
Albert: Wow. Hey, Mary Ann. I was wondering… um. Um. If.
Mary Ann: What, Albert?
Mary Ann: I’ve got a humongous box of old computer parts in my garage. I was wondering if you want to build a robot or something.

Follow-up Questions

Interview a partner and get his/her opinion on the following questions. Be prepared to report the answers to the whole class.

1. Do you have nerds in your country?
2. Are you nerd yourself? A total nerd? A little bit nerdy? Explain any nerdy qualities you have. It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Many people are self-proclaimed nerds. (Do you study everyday for hours? That’s a nerdy thing in itself.)
3. Do you know anybody who’s a little nerdy? Who? Describe their nerdy qualities.
4. State the positive and negative things about being a nerd.

 
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There are American songs that nearly everyone in Russia (and in countries of the former USSR) seems to know, songs like “Summertime,” and “Puttin’ on the Ritz.” But the composers of these very American-sounding songs had Russian or Ukrainian roots.

Berlin, Library of Congress.jpgSome were born in Russia, and some in New York to immigrant parents. Most were Jews. One thing is certain: 20th-century American music would be a mere shadow of itself—and somehow less American—without the contributions of these Eastern Europeans.

First, take Irving Berlin. He was born Israel Baline, probably in Tyumen, Siberia. Berlin had more than 200 hits on the Top 40 charts. He even wrote “God Bless America,” which, though not the official national anthem, is just as popular—or more so.

In fact, on September 11, 2001, after the terrorist attacks, it was this song that members of congress began singing on the steps of the US Capital.

Jerome Kern, another American songwriter, said of Berlin: “He is American music.” Some praise for a man born in Siberia!

Gershwin Library of Congress.jpgGeorge and Ira Gershwin were born in New York to parents who had immigrated from the east: whether from Russia, Ukraine, or Lithuania isn’t absolutely clear. George Gershwin wrote music usually, and Ira lyrics. They teamed up with Dubose Heywood for “Summertime,” one of the most frequently recorded songs of all time. The music, written by George, may even have been inspired by the Ukrainian folk lullaby “Oy Khodyt Son” which Gerswhin heard at New York’s Carnegie Hall in 1929.

One of the most famous American musical plays is Fiddler on the Roof, based on the stories of Shalom Aleichem, who lived and wrote in Ukraine.

Lyricist Yip Harburg was born to Russian immigrant parents. He would later write the words to “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” from the film “The Wizard of Oz.

Vernon Duke, born Vladimir Dukelsky (on a moving train near Penza!) wrote jazz songs later sung by Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald, like “April in Paris” and “Autumn in New York.”

These are some of the names, but they are not all the names. The influence of these Eastern European composers on American music has been enormous.

Photos from Library of Congress www.loc.gov/rr/print/catalog.htm

 
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